asalamalakum

shavingryansprivates:

hannabarbarian:

basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal

i don’t think that’s how you play basketball

(Source: dysphoriadaughter, via kosherfuck)

lulz-time:

emily-adomestic:

Is that a knife in your pants or are you just happy to… Oh shit. It is a knife.

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(Source: trollingchannel)

xwhatserface:

Bubbles you little shit

(Source: vvhatserface, via kosherfuck)

who-have-you-become:

theresmilkinthetardis:

tangiblesoul:

trynabecarefree:

That little girl at the end is like fuck yes

I’ve been waiting for this gifset lol

“Well, now that you put it that way, it makes perfect sense.”

Omg I love these commercials so much

(via kosherfuck)

laughingstation:

kristinemarija:

is this what a gangbang is cause I’m down

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vocodex:

my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing

(Source: dog360, via tastefullyoffensive)

Who came up with kissing? Seriously?...

lulz-time:

pimpeta-slap:

Who came up with kissing? Seriously?
Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice”
*violently bashes head together again*
“This should be a thing”

kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person

*Bashes heads once more*
You are a prime candidate for my child.

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extreme makeover: home edition

girl: i kinda like horses

ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE

(Source: pixelatedboobs, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

girl: Hey.....

lulz-time:

cyberthug13:

girl: Hey

me: sup

girl: sup

me: enough small talk

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