trust-me-im-satan:

when people start getting close to your friends

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putins-boyfriend:

punacceptable:

*grabs my own ass* nice

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Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
Me: no
Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser

lysnk2:

heartthrobbstark:

i read this interesting fact the other day that pirates wore eye patches because they frequently transitioned from bright sunlight to darkness below deck and when they went below deck the covered eye would already be adjusted to darkness so they could immediately see really well and not have to wait for their eyes to adjust

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THIS IS LEGIT THEY PROVED IT ON MYTHBUSTERS.

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h0odrich:

basednigel2222:

Amy Winehouse vs Paparazzi 2011.

RIP

amy had the mean dropkick

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katara:

everything always happens so much

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onesecondathousandthoughts:

fallintopassion:

bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.

Oh snap

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666-slut:

IF UR READING THIS U LOOK VERY CUTE TODAY AND ALSO ILY

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